Enough Is Enough! Why I’m Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired, and What I’m Doing About It Personal by Joel Wagner - January 3, 2010July 6, 20104 The picture speaks for itself. It's the new year, it's time for a change. My little Wii guy isn't going to look like this much longer. He's going to get closer to a healthy weight. Wii Fit tells me that a healthy weight for me would be around 140 pounds. That's more than 100 pounds away. But a weight of 10 pounds less than now is a healthier weight than whatever he currently weighs. Weight loss I have a friend who has lost over 20 pounds in about two months. I asked him about it, and he tells me he is severely limiting how much he eats and exercising a lot. But over the holidays, he continued exercising and
It’s About That Time…Christmas Jokes For All! General by Joel Wagner - December 16, 2008July 1, 20103 Found these on the Yellow Board. Enjoy. If you're a band director (especially in Texas) and you don't read the Yellow Board, you should. Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missletoe! Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite. Q: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? A: Because he had low elf esteem. Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens? A: So he can ho-ho-ho. Q: Where do polar bears vote? A: The North Poll. Q: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper? A: Ribbon hood. Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter ? A: Because it’s to far to walk.